Look At This Fucking Sweater

“We were trying our hardest to channel our elderly and senile alter-egos named Kip and Delilah. Unfortunately, we just looked idiotic and as though we had spinal problems.”

“Aw shit Meryl, I forgot the PBR.”

“First day at work: I need to establish myself as the girl that has wardrobe empathy for every dead and dying grandmother in the city.”

“Is the headband’s too much? Not like TOO much, but like… too much with the sweater?”

“All my fans wear ugly sweaters, so I figured I should too.”

“Why are you looking at me like that?
A flannel is the same as a sweater, god.” 

“I call this ‘Reverse Myspace pose with copier and sweater’. My mom is so proud of my dedication to the workforce.”

“I hear the ladies at Grandma’s church dig irony.”

“They’re both my type. Can’t you tell?”

“C’mon man, I’ll trade you this sweater for some Djarum Cloves.”